i don’t claim to understand the cult of masculine mystique surrounding chuck norris, but there’s something really compelling about the way super chuck norris bros. allows you to knock enemies out of the 2d plane and destroy previously-intangible background objects; to violate rules of super mario bros. that are analogous to laws of physics. (it in fact reminds me of wario land, whose hook is that you can kill enemies by touching them instead of vice versa.)

found at glorious trainwrecks. have i ever mentioned how glad i am glorious trainwrecks exists? it’s a place for games with more spirit than technical merit, founded on the assumption that spirit is a thing worth celebration in game creation.