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everybody jill off

in anticipation of the pending release of jill off harder, notorious jill off illustrator james harvey is organizing a mighty jill off fan art competition. the deadline is halloween and the prize is a pair of sneakers customized by james harvey himself.

but wait, let’s make a game out of this! if EXACTLY ONE or EXACTLY TWO people submit ascii art, those one or two people will receive a mystery prize. if THREE OR MORE people submit ascii art, none of them receive a prize (unless their ascii art wins the competition, of course).

if you’ve played mighty jill off and are one of these creative people we’ve heard so much about, help see jill off on her trip to the independent games festival. (annie’s going too, thanks to your donations.) full details on the competition are at james harvey’s blog.

alternately, my slut is organizing a competition for the worst mighty jill off mspaint fan porn, if that’s more your speed. the prize is a diaper “customized” by her.

13 comments

  1. daphny wrote:

    MY CUSTOM DIAPER WILL SELL FOR LIKE 2390823958239 MEGABUCKS ON EBAY you just watch

    10/9/2008 at 5:01 am | permalink
  2. auntie wrote:

    neo-shekels.

    10/9/2008 at 5:02 am | permalink
  3. glossolalia wrote:

    I ALREADY WON THIS

    10/9/2008 at 5:10 am | permalink
  4. Jayunderscorezero wrote:

    Something about this particular post just encapsulates why I heart this blog so much right now. Perhaps it’s the playfully cruel nature of your comp. Or perhaps its just the casual promise of a customised diaper. Who can say?

    10/9/2008 at 10:51 pm | permalink
  5. I feel absolutely horrible for not already knowing what Jill Off Harder is. Please tell me I’m crazy and its the first I should be hearing of this.

    10/9/2008 at 11:00 pm | permalink
  6. auntie wrote:

    don’t worry too much; i don’t think i’ve mentioned it outside my eegra interview.

    jill off harder is the revision / sequel to mighty jill off that james harvey, andrew toups and i are preparing for jill’s entry into the independent games festival. it features redrawn artwork, bug fixes, actual nes chip music, and a host of other improvements. also, players who can finish the game fast enough will get to play an entire second tower full of more difficult challenges, complete with a secret ending.

    it’ll probably be out in a week.

    10/9/2008 at 11:10 pm | permalink
  7. L wrote:

    Wait wait Daphny’s last name is David?

    That’s

    I mean

    I thought she’d have YOUR last name!

    10/10/2008 at 8:19 am | permalink
  8. daphny wrote:

    we’re not married, gross

    10/10/2008 at 2:08 pm | permalink
  9. L wrote:

    Please pardon me.

    10/12/2008 at 4:21 am | permalink
  10. L wrote:

    And, in truth, I wasn’t thinking of marriage. I guess I just thought it ‘felt right’ that you’d had your name taken from you, as part of some mysterious exchange.

    Of course, the world doesn’t actually work like that, does it?

    10/12/2008 at 4:48 am | permalink
  11. daphny wrote:

    man she takes a lot more from me than just my name (which i guess she kind of did take as well, since she only calls me slut)

    10/13/2008 at 4:18 am | permalink
  12. Cossix wrote:

    No one ever thinks about me in these situations either :(

    10/13/2008 at 6:52 pm | permalink
  13. daphny wrote:

    christopher if we got married i wouldnt take your name eitehr

    10/13/2008 at 7:18 pm | permalink

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