a multiplayer-only game full of campy hypersexualized imagery? it may as well be by me! i wished it had been when i first saw it, which may be why i’ve spent so much time on multiplayer-only games lately.

duel blasters 3000 was actually made by “erotic nemesis,” aka jack dark. the author’s website is gone and i couldn’t find a place to download the game, so i’m hosting it here for the time being.

the players are pink-jumpsuited space femmes riding rocket phalluses. the rockets shoot lasers, which the players aim at pucks in an attempt to knock them, table hockey-style, into each other’s goal.

(sometimes pulp sex monsters show up to scatter panties across the playfield.)

i like to take this game as a suggestion that videogames, like flirting and seduction and fucking, are far more interesting when more than one person is involved. the game is almost a conversation piece.

if it is just you and your computer, there’s a perverted one-player game hidden inside dual blasters 3000. specifically, it’s hidden in the gold heart in the middle of the title screen: click on it, then middle-click (better be using a three-button mouse) on the egg that pops out to play shunga lord, a totally raunchy game about an octopus gathering panties. the rauchy is the shunga that makes the game’s backdrop, usually appropriate to the octopus theme.