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calamity anna’s shootin’ starcade

calamity anna\'s shootin\' starcade

david hayward contacted me at the end of august about exhibiting a game at the eurogamer expo’s indie games arcade going on right now in leeds and at halloween in london. i had just over a month to put something together, and it was a month i was moving across the country. to save time, i decided to just bundle together some games i’d already made.

cactus made a compilation of games he’s made in a couple hours, so why not me? (cactus helped out a lot with putting this thing together, by the way. thanks, cactus!) my one- and two-hour games are all from klik of the month klub, and you know what? i’m really proud of them, and i want to show them to the british. there aren’t enough satirical games in the press, and i don’t think many people outside of the klub played these. maybe they can get on playthisthing at least.

download calamity anna’s shootin’ starcade

like octopounce, shootin’ starcade is designed to run continously and to pass hands many times. there are some persistant elements in the game menu that allow a limited kind of communication between players. bullet holes shot in the wall linger, and hombres that pop up in the windows can be shot to add to a running score in the corner of the screen. at the end of a session, the score can function as a kind of gauge of player engagement with the arcade.

one of the considerations of designing a game to run all day, by the way, is making the quit command too obscure for anyone to figure out. pay attention to this, because you’re going to forget and have to CTRL-ALT-DEL out of the game: to quit starcade from the menu, press the Q U I and T keys at the same time! this also solves another problem: if the ESC key was used to exit both individual games and the menu, it’d be easy to accidentally quit the whole thing. (cactus warned me about this!)

annotations: bibleshock is based on this design document, patented by dr. elliot mcgucken. gay sniper is inspired by a video by “west virginia for marriage.” space invaders features graphics and sounds from taito’s space invaders, and the sounds in dodgeball were recorded by zarf for his 1994 puzzle game system’s twilight. the music featured in the arcade was composed by amon26, author of the just-out au sable. oh, and the above photo was taken by rob fearon.

speaking of me, cactus, and messhof, we’re going to be sitting on a panel in new york on november 5th! it’ll be at nyu’s tisch building, probably starting at 6:00 pm. be there!

14 comments

  1. daphny wrote:

    HAHAHAHAAHHA its kind of endearing how blunt you’re being about NO ONE PLAYS MY KLIK GAMES BUT THEY ARE GOOD LOOK

    10/27/2009 at 4:44 pm | permalink
  2. daphny wrote:

    POST ABOUT THEM GODDAMNIT PLAY THIS THING

    10/27/2009 at 4:45 pm | permalink
  3. auntie wrote:

    i want costik to talk about what a radical game designer i am some more

    10/27/2009 at 4:46 pm | permalink
  4. increpare wrote:

    for my entry you have to log on as team ‘quit’ to quit.

    Anyway, I hope they go down well.

    10/27/2009 at 5:13 pm | permalink
  5. auntie wrote:

    stephen lavelle i have played your game and i’m fucking jealous that you made it before i could

    10/27/2009 at 9:23 pm | permalink
  6. L wrote:

    I’m 77% certain that the classic Taito laser and explosion sounds in Space Escapers are the wrong way around. (If this is true, then it’s a mistake that Retro Sabotage made as well.)

    10/27/2009 at 10:34 pm | permalink
  7. tim wrote:

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2712/4052534230_0d33ca4118_o.png

    10/28/2009 at 1:27 am | permalink
  8. auntie wrote:

    god damn it

    10/28/2009 at 1:33 am | permalink
  9. Tim wrote:

    yep…

    10/28/2009 at 9:34 am | permalink
  10. plvhx wrote:

    overmaaaaaars >:[

    10/28/2009 at 12:37 pm | permalink
  11. daphny wrote:

    increpare she is SO MAD she was like grunting and yelling and growling on the phone last night and we werent even having phonesex

    10/28/2009 at 4:30 pm | permalink
  12. Sergio wrote:

    This is a very cool compilation. I am particularly impressed by the effort you put into the menu screen.

    10/29/2009 at 12:31 am | permalink
  13. Sergio wrote:

    P.S. I really want to play this ‘Happening Game’ I’ve heard so much (and yet so little) about.

    10/29/2009 at 12:33 am | permalink
  14. Onymous wrote:

    QUIT doesn’t work with PS/2 keyboards, they only accept 3 inputs simultaneously

    10/31/2009 at 10:58 am | permalink

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